Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
Doing the right thing
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
A push
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
Royalty and W
A woman strode angrily into the large...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
Gimme some aspirin!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
Two men were walking through the woods when...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
Two guys are out hunting deer...
Santas Diversion
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
African roulette
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
A fortune teller
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
Kind of awkward
Ouch
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
A perfect choice
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
A wide selection
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
A man stops by a diner at noon...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
First Aid Course
A man walks into a jewellers shop...
The hit-and-run
Taking measures
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
A dubious remedy
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
A closer call
The other day my house caught fire...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
Everybody's doing it
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
Three calamities
A wild party
Put it to a good use
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
A guy's on the electric chair...
Forget your daughter...
Hair spray
I HAD A BAD DAY
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
Like to screw?
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
Playtonic relationship
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
A woman selling apples in New York...
Card games
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
A dancing duck
How many does it take?
Barbie and G.I. Joe
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
A yard sale
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
Free meat
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
Great roof
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
A bad day
Mary was having an affair during the day while...
Make my own bed
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
A man let out a humongous burp...
Reading time
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
Ballroom please!
Is this her first?..
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
Spell it
Over the counter
Fluffy died
Strategy
Stolen Car
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
During WW II an American soldier...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
A Purple Heart
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
A city boy was visiting the country and...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
A construction worker was whistling...
The people are waiting
Embarrassing moments
Ass-corked
The price is right
The Barber Shop
You tell me!
A man decided to have a face lift...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
Jewish fly
Communication problem
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
A guy says to a salesgirl...
I was walking down an alley last night...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
In the midst of a veritable downpour...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
The barber was finishing a haircut...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
A rookie police officer was assigned...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
Discovering too late that a...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Buy me bras!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
How'd you get that black eye?
On a very cold winter night...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
A girl and an elephant
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
A girl called the police department and reported that...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
37 mating positions
On a cross-country bus trip...
Peanuts
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
A little town had a high birth rate that...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
The newly divorced woman...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
Doing the Dishes
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
A department store had to call off its special...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
My name is Brown
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
Ten pounds of pride
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
Only once
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
Doing the right thing
A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
A push
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
Royalty and W
A woman strode angrily into the large...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
Gimme some aspirin!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
Two men were walking through the woods when...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
Two guys are out hunting deer...
Santas Diversion
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
African roulette
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
A fortune teller
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
Kind of awkward
Ouch
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
A perfect choice
There were three men who were lost in the forest...
A wide selection
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
A man stops by a diner at noon...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
First Aid Course
A man walks into a jewellers shop...
The hit-and-run
Taking measures
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
A dubious remedy
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
A closer call
The other day my house caught fire...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
Everybody's doing it
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
Three calamities
A wild party
Put it to a good use
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
A guy's on the electric chair...
Forget your daughter...
Hair spray
I HAD A BAD DAY
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
Like to screw?
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
Playtonic relationship
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
A woman selling apples in New York...
Card games
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
A dancing duck
How many does it take?
Barbie and G.I. Joe
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
A yard sale
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
Free meat
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique...
Great roof
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
A bad day
Mary was having an affair during the day while...
Make my own bed
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
A man let out a humongous burp...
Reading time
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
Ballroom please!
Is this her first?..
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
Spell it
Over the counter
Fluffy died
Strategy
Stolen Car
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
During WW II an American soldier...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
A Purple Heart
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
A city boy was visiting the country and...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
A construction worker was whistling...
The people are waiting
Embarrassing moments
Ass-corked
The price is right
The Barber Shop
You tell me!
A man decided to have a face lift...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
Jewish fly
Communication problem
A business man from New York decided to quit his job...
A customer walks into a pharmacy...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
A guy says to a salesgirl...
I was walking down an alley last night...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
In the midst of a veritable downpour...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
The barber was finishing a haircut...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
A rookie police officer was assigned...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
Discovering too late that a...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Buy me bras!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
How'd you get that black eye?
On a very cold winter night...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
A girl and an elephant
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
A girl called the police department and reported that...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
37 mating positions
On a cross-country bus trip...
Peanuts
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
A little town had a high birth rate that...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
The newly divorced woman...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
Doing the Dishes
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
A department store had to call off its special...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets...
My name is Brown
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
Ten pounds of pride
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
Only once
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...