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Husband: Want a quickie?
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Biology Class
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
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When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
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Why is pubic hair curly?
These two sperm were swimming around...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
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Lightbulbs for dinner
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After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
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The aged patient doddered into...
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This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
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The Australian way
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
It was a somber day in Disney land...
The horny midget found that the best way...
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There were two people having sex in a car...
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It has been determined that having sex before...
Household items
What's the definition of virginity?
The definition of amnesia
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
What is the difference between hard and light?
A man comes to a doctor and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
How do you get Visual Aids?
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
There was a young girl called Anna...
Kiss me...yeah!
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
Twice a day
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
A young girl is speaking with her father...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Paying Rent
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
How is pubic hair like parsley?
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
Different sex outcomes
The common symptoms of swine flu
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
Happens all the time
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Husband: Want a quickie?
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
Five fingers
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
Together again
A tall woman met a midget at a party...
The wife of an older man is distraught...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
How do you clean a condom?
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
The right rhythm
Back in the good ole days in Texas...
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
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What kind of Bees...
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
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A small dissapointment
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
ZipperGate Update...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
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A man is driving down the freeway...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
How do you make love to a fat girl?
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
Three guys are discussing women...
Necking
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
No children yet
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
Elderly romance
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Why do they put strings on tampons?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
Who's got a bigger crotch?
Fortunate ingenuity
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
What is red and has seven dents?
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
There was a young man in the Air Force...
A small boy walks into his mothers room...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Get some of this
A proper name
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A 70-year-old man has never been married...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
Golf in the Bedroom
Wrong card
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Safe to appear
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
Recipe for Banana Bread
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
A blind guy goes into a whore house...
A penis study
A wonderful exercise
A new contraceptive
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
A horny young man went to a brothel...
What's the most active muscle in a woman?
I tried phone sex once...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
Love handles
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
Want some of this?
Play doctor
An old sailor goes to a brothel...
Soft and Hard
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
The newly married man came home from work...
A Girl Scout troop leader...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A young lady had just visited her doctor...
This is horny!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Definition of bad lover
Sexually active
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
A fair price
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
The Seven Dwarfs
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
How is sex like air?
What's an Australian kiss?
You can come out now
A vicious circle
While attending a spelling session in school one day...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
What is the best thing about a blow job?
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
What's a real mate?
Almost celibate
Stuck orgasm
A mother-daughter conversation
What's the definition of a real loser?
A man, being on top of a woman...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
A truck driver breaks down and...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
A few questions and answers
On a very cold night...
Anomaly or...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
It was laying limp in my hand...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
A husband and wife were out playing golf...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
Two men are discussing the age old question...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
So one sperm says to the other...
Two hookers were on a street corner...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
What is a yankee?
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
What is green and smells like pig?
Appropriate punishment
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...
What is the definition of a virgin?
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Did you know Sex is a crime?
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Bra sizes
What am I?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
A young girl had not been feeling well...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
So the elephant says to the naked man...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
What the difference between true love and herpes?
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
Poetic justice
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
Ghost sex
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
Every precaution
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
Nearsightedness
Flavoured condoms
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
Two bikers were talking at a bar...
Man who goes to sleep with sex...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
Which of the following does not belong?
Standardized Guide to the Bases
In jail...
The Big Horse Race
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
Heated passions
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...