Divine Right
A wise choice
An unfortunate coincidence
Seymour was a good and pious man...
The wrong definition
What is white and flies across the sky?
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
A Friend's Prayer
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
GOD will save me
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
Change my mind
Is there a God?
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
Ought to be hung
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A dangerous animal
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
What causes arthritis?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
Nuns First Hot Dog
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
It is written in the Bible!
Soap dispenser
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
Pastime for Passover
A little sports match
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
Preserving the Egg of Life
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
The three truths in life
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
Heavenly golf
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
This fellow comes to confession...
Visual joke
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
At the first session of a conversion class...
Love Jesus
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
Six people were on a plane...
What was the First Commandment?
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
The Naming of Jesus
Two attorneys went into a diner...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
The absolved
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
The Reverend
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
Where to send him?
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
A man was leaving church one day...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
A catholic lithany
A fine sermon
What is the meaning of life?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
The priest was preparing a man...
Three religious truths
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
Sister Margaret died...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
The Hat
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
Camel Died
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
Got a second?
Confession
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
Satanic Barney Proof
An anti-bat spray
The ages of man
What did God say after creating man?
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
Show him your cross
The same thing
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Pope Dies
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
A minister was asked by a politician...
ZHow offensive is that?
A stupid dog
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
Heaven and smoking
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
Jesus has risen
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
Three couples wanted to join a church...
Whats black and white and red all over?
What do you call a man that marries another man?
Noah And Today's Ark
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
GIRL'S CONFESSION
The only true religion
How can I believe in God when just last week...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?