Difficult shot
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Being hurt
housekeepers
I got home from work last night...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
A man took his wife to the doctors...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
Generous woman
A change of style
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
Some explaining...
My wife converted me to religion...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
Two men are discussing their lives...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
A fair offer
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A man answers the phone and has the following...
On inheritance
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
Where are my pyjamas?
Repetitiveness
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A reason for break-up
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Nothing changed
What dreams mean
Trust thy friend...
A young married woman...
The doctor had just completed his examination...
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
She changed me
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
She: Do you think of me when...
As US tourists in Israel...
Honeymooned!
Who am I?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
Jealousy
In comparision
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
What Trip?
if at first you dont succeed...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
After the party, as the couple was driving home...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
Controlling your spouse
Rough
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
Three different kinds of sex
Sneaky, sneaky...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
The three stages of sex in marriage.
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
The Ring
Polygamy and...
A wife was berating her husband...
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
A real dilemma
Going further
Why is it better?..
Marital Sex
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
A caring husband
A painful adjustment
A sad mourner
Honeymoon II
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
Married life is very frustrating...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Safe sex
Birth of a Candy Bar
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Two wives were airing their troubles...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
Devil herself
A guy was driving home one evening...
Over my dead body!
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
A bored woman says to her husband...
A young couple decided to wed...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
Three acurate guesses
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Suffering
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
How to dump a guy
Marriage Anonymous
God made a man and then rested...
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
A woman comes home...
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
Men are from earth...
Inseparable
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
Slight confusion
Bad habits
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
A guy from weather bureau
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
Exercing control
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
Hair on my chest
It's a sin
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
Love to Death
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
I had it all
A henpecked husband...
If women don't fool around, and men do...
It is all in the money
A bum asks a man for $2...
Saintly Naivete
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
What did I do?
Have to
Gift tombstones
Indicator
Daddy, where did I come from?
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
Olympic condoms
Every damn time
Prescription
Men are like fine wine...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
Better than Sex
Some of the myths about marriage...
Foreplay
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
New son-in-law
Want to make love to you
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Really torrid honeymoon
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
One more thing like that
Drilling is mine!
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
A bad habit
A recent study showed...
Paralyzed
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
For their 25th wedding anniversary...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
The Freudian Slip
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Keeping their marriage together
Divorce decision
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
Opposites attract
Wise men never marry...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
The most evil thing
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
A Change Of Vows
A small mistake
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
A technical bastard
Wife-taming method
On their first night to be together...
What a Woman Really Needs
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
A promise to keep
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
A kind of sport
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
Punctuation marks
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
On their honeymoon night...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
Deadly disease
Let him dig
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
Orgasmic Problems
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
A different father
Love thy Neighbor
Is there a doctor in the house?
Marriage counseling
John receives a phone call...
How to be a Good Wife
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
Why did God create man first?
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
Six stages of married life
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
Some horse-play
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
A guy was trying to console a friend...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
What is the difference between men and women?
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
I have got trouble with the wife again...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
How about a bridal?
Where am I, Cathy?
Conversation over dinner
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
Could you please pass...
Are you going to take her?
Will the father be present during the birth?
Flies
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
A couple have not been getting along for years...
My wife and I are into S & M...
The good advice
Brand new
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
Made for each other
Perfectly healthy
A well laid out plan
Fulfilling a promise
It was their first date...
A lady with a...
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
Mother-in-law burial
Childhood Diseases
Congratulations
The wall clock
Not this time
Pecuniary reasons
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
Small World
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
Science alert
Guess what?
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
Life is cruel
Golf lessons
Do clever men make good husbands?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Breakfast was my idea
Motivations
A strange kind of robbery
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
The Big Scare
The last request
A cure for atheism
Beep-beep
I went out with my girlfriend...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
Early withdrawals
Say anything
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
Who exactly are we kidding?
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
A farmer and his girlfriend...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
Just like my wife
A regular Friday night poker game...
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
Got something
One of two reasons
A loving couple
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
A horrible curse
Two story house
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
A story with a moral
Sucks, huh?
Simple Curiosity
Different Treatments
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
Following a bitter divorce...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Watch out!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
You're not going to believe this!
Some time after their bitter divorce...
The American in Hong Kong...
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Family sex
Groundhog Day
A man and wife entered a...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
A new statue for the bedroom
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
Saving up for 60 years
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
Falling down
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
Age difference
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Bad news
A fair deal
A man was complaining to a friend...
Merry...ied talk
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
A chinese detective
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
Hope never dies
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
Pack your bags honey!..
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
Nothing but the truth
I married Miss Right...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
No change
Love stronger than death
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
Job well done
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
A hundred dollars
Is this really your third marriage?
A man calls his family doctor...
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
Proffessional Terms
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
The definition of kinky sex
Learning
A couple came upon a wishing well...