Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
Is he still wrong?
The way to a heart of a man
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
A new tax
Another costume
The Ideal Date
What kind of clothes are there?
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
A degree at Life University
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
What's the ultimate rejection?
What did the man say when he walked...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
If men had PMS, what would happen?
What do men dream of?
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
Once some boys got together to play poker...
The first engineer calls out to the other...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The only wish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Fatherly feelings
How do men exercise at the beach?
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
Men come in three sizes...
A fortunate twist of fate
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Ideal Seduction Line
Why do men die before their wives?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
How does a man keep his youth?
What's the best way to kill a man?
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Three men and a baby
The Bachelor Diet
Why do men name their penis?
Seminars for Men
How is a man like a snow fall?
Some people are sitting in a bar...
What is a mans best friend?
Why don't men get mad cow disease?
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
These two guys had just gotten divorces...
How are men like UFOs?
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What makes a man think he is so great?
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
What is so great about being a dick?
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
Dissapointing
Men are like...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Guyness Quiz
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
Ideal Drinking Age
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant...
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
How do men sort their laundry?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
Alcohol vs Women
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Why do men name their penises?
How do you scare a man?
Lots of words
Have you heard the one about the...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
When should you care for a man's company?
How do you get a man to do situps?
There was a young man from Kent...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
There was three guys, one with a rubber...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
Two buddies get together and decide to...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
What food best describes a man?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Baldness in Men
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
Why are men like blenders?
What is a macho man?
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?