What should you give a man who has everything?
The bad news and the good news
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
A woman consulted a doctor...
Proctologists
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
The patient came into the doctor's office...
Perfectly normal
Don't you just hate it when...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
The evils of marijuana
Saving one of them
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Can't remember
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
Who's got my pen?
Constipation problem
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A girl goes to the doctor...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
Oprectomy
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
Give me the bad news first...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
A serious condition
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
No symptoms
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
A man walks into a doctor office
From the life of the insane
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
Freudian Slip
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Five penises
At a dentist's
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
A folk remedy
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
The following statements were found on patient charts...
A dyslexic nurse
Where are the fingers?
Life is precious
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
After years of psychotherapy...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
A psychology student at a local university...
HEGS
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
Psychiatric Hotline
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
Fred Dingaling
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
A man walks in to a doctors office...
Good news
What's the definition of bravery?
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
Serious desease
Broken leg
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
A little change
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
A woman visits her physician...
An old woman came into her doctors office
A large difference
My heart set...
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
Some problems
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
A Short History of Medicine
Gosh, what a pun!
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
Will it hurt doctor?
A mute was walking down the street one day...
A memory problem
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
No problem
There was this man in a mental hospital...
Not a foot
The medical student was asked four reasons...
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
...clamp...
A stuttering problem
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
A definition of psychiatrist
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
Just in case
A doctor fell into a well once...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
It is worth trying
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
Pneumonia
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Psychoanalysis