Too good to be true
Trial Of The Century
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
If two lawyers were drowning...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
How are lawyers like sperm?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
An airliner was having engine trouble...
A guy in a bar
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
A precise location
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
The first client
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
45 or 82?
A guy walks into a post office...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A tough case was being argued in court...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What do you call an honest lawyer?
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
Did you kill the victim?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
That was an insult
Guilty
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
Honesty is the best policy
The dog and the butcher
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
Being under oath
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
Where lawers come from
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
A local United Way office realized that...
A lawyer named Strange died...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
A man walks into a friend and sees...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
Best advice possible
A really cold morning
Guilty as sin
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
An old man was critically ill...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
The way he died