Smart decision
Brain or muscles?
What marketing is
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...
Corporate Christmas
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
The boss called one of his employees into the office...
Calling in Sick....
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
What does it mean when the flag at the...
A very modest lady applied for a job...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...
Two Italian construction workers...
Sleep well
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
Saving the situation
The company president called the chief security guard...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
The Perfect Worker
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Work Environment
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...
Tough sell
Wrong floor
A small analogy
Holiday accomodations
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...
A responsible applicant
Time to quit
Some professions
Latex factory
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Some things never change
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
A middle manager is called into his bosses office...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Advisor on sexual matters
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
Downsizing
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
Rejection Letter Reject
A customer sent an order to a distributor...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
So my sister, a natural blond...
Not so fast!
I am looking for a job as a consultant...
Returning from her vacation...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...
Telegram received from ex-employee
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
A bus station is where a bus stops...
Bank Teller
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...
Tactfullness
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
Reaching the end of a job interview...
Doing the job right
It had taken him several months, but the executive...
It's not a big deal, but it feels good
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...
Duties will be the same
New Lumberjack
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level...
A man goes to his bank manager and says...
Proffessional Acquantance
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
Equally qualified
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
Jon starts working in a lumber camp...
Three envelopes
Your hair smells nice
Understanding Your Paycheck
The most painful part
Welfare office
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I
A succession of generations
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time...
How Shit Happens
Why I Fired My Secretary
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
God Meets Bureaucracy
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A suitable transplant
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
After working together for a while...
More than a hundred percent
A man was being interviewed for a job...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
As the end of the day drew near...