Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
An elephant...
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
Elephants VIII
Man and wife at the zoo
German Shepard on Golf Course
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
It's so easy to milk a cow...
With best intentions
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
How do you make a cat drink?
I like monkeys
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
Excerpts from the rural life
What does a lion call a antelope?
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
A dangerous job
A horse walks into a bar...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
An old lady owned two monkeys...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
The talking dog
How do you catch a polar bear?
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
Perfect customer
What has four legs and eight arms?
There were two cows in a paddock...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Hungry Snake
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
A duck walks into a general store...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
At an auction
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
The story with the moral
The essential difference
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
What is grey and comes in quarts?
A gruesome murder
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A blind man is standing at the corner...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
A Second Opinion
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
Elephants
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
A horse and a rabbit
How do you catch an elephant?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
Snake joke
An irresolvable problem
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
A lusty camel
What's green and has wheels?
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
For all animal lovers out there
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Elephants VII
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Bying a horse
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
A Duck walks into a bar...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Two guys go hunting...
Elephants V
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
Pray hard
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
The Insensitive Gorilla
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Want some chicken?
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Elephants II
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
A miserable rooster
Wife comes home to find the old man...
Almost no diffenrence
Good business
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
Footless Parrot
The best book on elephants
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Dog washing
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
Two men were walking along the street when...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
There were two guys walking down the street...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Elephants III
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
Two male flies are buzzing around...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Pet owners
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Elephants IX
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A talking horse
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
A robber was robbing a house...
How to Catch a White Elephant
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
Elephants VI
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
Nice, but rough
Tarzania II
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Two goldfish are in a tank...
This man goes into the doctor with his...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
Punishment that fits the crime
What has two legs and bleeds?
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
Beware of dog!
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
A fair warning
Stuttering animal
Tarzania
A veterinarian surgeon...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
There was once a wide mouth frog...
Elephants IV
Persistency Act
I've never understood why women love cats...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?